leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via pizza)

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

(via mischief-and-chaos)

thatbassdrummer:

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

adifferenthue You need this in your life.

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

(Source: sandandglass, via stopholdingontoair)

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

(Source: 7at1stroke, via intergalacticsloth)

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

image

back to school commercials after graduation

image

(via davidisbeyonce)

dekutree:


prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT

dekutree:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT

(via drumnbootycorps)

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yung-medusa:

bandkidwannabe:

GUYS
GUYS
thatbassdrummer:

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman


blankcatastrophe

thatbassdrummer:

literallyabear:

interstellardragon:

dontblinkinthetardis:

Went to McDonald’s so I could experience this piece of shit.

great responsibility comes power with great?
great comes with responsibility power great?

imagine how is touch the spiderman

blankcatastrophe

(Source: thewintershithead)

lethargicpunk:

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…
Yeah you right

IT WAS FUCKING ROOSTER TEETH YOU IGNORANT COMMONERS,

lethargicpunk:

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…

Yeah you right

IT WAS FUCKING ROOSTER TEETH YOU IGNORANT COMMONERS,

trornbone:

thelifeofabandgeek:

trornbone:

I procrastinate practicing trombone by playing trumpet and I feel like this is a big problem

Quality as fuck

Thx I tried

Please tag your porn. This is an amazing shot

trornbone:

thelifeofabandgeek:

trornbone:

I procrastinate practicing trombone by playing trumpet and I feel like this is a big problem

Quality as fuck

Thx I tried

Please tag your porn. This is an amazing shot

(via intergalacticsloth)

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
junkinlove:

THIISSSS

junkinlove:

THIISSSS

(Source: youtube.com, via stopholdingontoair)

alienswithankhs:

omfg